Monday, October 27, 2008


I'm taking a break from work and I'm bored. Then again, working with soil isn't the most exciting thing to do anyways, but I like the people I work with so that makes it nice. School is becoming more and more annoying this semester with an endless amount of homework, tests, and papers. I really just can't wait till Thanksgiving so we can have a relaxing and fun trip. Until then, things that make me happy:

Watching Alabama games
Doritos with sour cream
Red Robin
Funny T.V. Shows (I can't say TTYN to him...)
Awkward work parties
Having people do my bidding (muah ha ha)
Judge Judy
Movies (especially scary ones.)

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

So although this semester has been insanely hard [and still is], Jess and I have done really well so far. Surprisingly well actually. Here is the funny thing. On every single test Jess and I have taken (4 total), Jess has scored exactly 2 points higher than me...exactly. (Excluding the Forestry i.d. quiz...I'm pretty good at naming plants). It proves what I've been saying though...Jess is smart. How crazy is it that on all 4 tests we've been separated by 2 points?? I think she's paying off the teachers.

Also, today we had our second forestry quiz where we have to i.d. a bunch of new plants. We had to id 30 plants this time with 2 extra credit plants. The 2nd extra credit was just the fruit of a tree, one that I had never seen before. But even standing a little ways from it, i could smell it. It smelled awful, and I instantly remembered that Ginkgo biloba fruits smell gross. So I put that as my answer and it turned out to be correct. So a group of us were talking afterwards about the plants on the quiz and we mentioned how the last extra credit was Ginkgo. Jess said, Awwww I got that one wrong. I said, (and so did others), "I only knew it b/c of the smell" Instantly Jess says "I can't smell!!!" We all felt soooo bad. So, we talked to the teacher for her and got him to give her a different extra credit plant especially for her. (which she got right) Then we were all happy. The end.
Also, I rocked that quiz.

Monday, October 20, 2008

The end of BYU football... [blogs]

For all of you who love BYU's football team, you no longer have to worry if I'll be writing another biased, mean spirited blog about them this year. Nope, Since they embarrassed themselves last week, I don't have to (and won't) mention them again. But, everyone knows I'm a big mouth, so let me just say this... It's amusing how all year long I've had to hear this nonsense talk of bowl games and just who BYU could beat. Obviously I go to BYU so I've had to hear it at school and read it in the school newspaper too. Countless discussions (arguments, haha) were had going on and on about how good BYU is and how this is the year of the quest. There were even "what if" discussions about them being in the National Championship game! Eccckkkk. Now that they've lost, it seems everyone is back peddling. For 6 weeks all I heard was how great they were. Remember Max Hall's quotes from a few weeks ago? Nooowww, he's saying "well, we need to find out who we are" and "we weren't prepared."....Really? Utah State didn't prepare you? Duhhh. Of course not, that's what I've been saying this ENTIRE time. So, for everyone who thought I was soooo wrong, and who loved to debate this issue, just remember that I called it back in August. The End. Don't.Get.Mad. :)

Also, I loved using the blow darts and the pole syringe...animal shanking at it's finest.

Thursday, October 16, 2008

I told you so...

Recently, I found out what I've been saying for a long time......M. Night Shalamalanahan is a horrible director. Jess and I rented his newest disaster, The Happening. I can't even begin to tell you how horrible this movie was. So so so so so awful. Since the Sixth's been a downhill slope. Someone needs to shake him or something. He needs to let someone else write a script for him and then direct that. He is such a terrible storyteller.
Unbreakable, Signs, The Village, Lady in the Water..(ekkk), stinkers. I knew this new one would be bad but I just had to see it. Never again. The End..

PS: Looks like Ron Minsky was not so crazy after all, was he....

Monday, October 13, 2008

Rent Baby's funny

That's really all I had to say.

I'll bide my time.....

Ha ha ha

Monday, October 6, 2008

Football letter

Check out this letter to the editor from today's BYU newspaper. This guy has some interesting views on football. It's the first letter on the page.

Sunday, October 5, 2008

Black hole

I've been sitting around most of the day and I keep blogging randomly, so make sure to look at the 2 posts below this one in case you missed them. Anyways, today I just randomly thought I would look up a blog that Bj might make. (just to see if he had one) So I typed in and it popped up. The background is all black and there are no posts, no friends, no links, nothing to it. Just a title: "Live by honor, kill by stealth." I recognized that as a quote from a video game so I thought, I guess Bj does have a blog. Then, when I asked him about it, he was really confused. He said he's never had a blog and has no idea how it got there. It says that person has been on blogger since June 2004. Sooo, does anyone have the answer to this mystery? Where did this blog come from? All signs point to bj- the black color, the quote, his vegafoo name- but he doesn't have a clue. Check it out...

Uh oh...

I've just been reading old comments on some of my posts and I think I've stumbled upon something. Maybe this is a premonition or something or maybe it's just superstition. Most importantly, it's a possible warning. (was all that vague enough?) Anyways, this is for you Ryan.
Yes, this is about football, but no, it has nothing to do with who's better than who or who could beat who or blah blah on and on. BUT, i was reading some of your comments and these were some of your predictions/what if's:

Tennessee would beat Florida- False
Georgia would lose to Arizona St.- False
TCU would beat Oklahoma- False
Bama would lose to Arkansas- False
BYU will beat TCU- ???

Uh oh... I think you might have unknowingly jinxed your team!!!! :) If we've learned anything from the Bad News Braves, it's that you can't jinx your team!!
Okay, who really knows, I just thought it was funny. I mean, you were kind of right about 2 other things:
Georgia would choke up- may end up being true...they could still redeem themselves.
Auburn being overrated- again, maybe true. But they lost to LSU and Vandy..both very good.
Anyways, I hope this was enjoyable to read. All in fun.

Good movie of the week

"Wait Until Dark"
It's from the 60's starring Audrey Hepburn...did I spell that right? Girls everywhere are screaming if I got it wrong. Anyways, It's a cool movie about this blind lady and some bad guys. She somehow ends up with this doll in her house that is filled with drugs. (She doesn't know about the drugs) The bad guys want the doll, they try to trick her into giving it to get the picture. The end is cool. Okay, new blog done.