Monday, November 30, 2009

Vacation common sense

We're back from Arizona....I'm sure you've seen the pictures by now. It was a blast. What could be better than being on vacation with fun people you love?....being on vacation with fun people you love + ME!!!! Because everyone knows that I am FUNny. Hi....yikes. Moving on.
It was awesome.....and we're going back for Christmas!!! I'll have people tell me horror stories about their in-laws and i always say, "what are you talking about, mine are great." So thanks to the Hatch's for showing us a fun time. We can't wait for almost 2 more whole weeks of fun in the sun. We'll be there a couple days before Christmas and all the way till a week after. I'm excited.

On another note....quote of the day from my friend, Judge Judy.

"If it doesn't make sense, it isn't true"

I find myself saying that to people all the time...especially recently. Do you ever meet those people who constantly make things up? Dare I say, compulsive liars? This quote is what I want to tell them over and over again. But then again, compulsive liars wouldn't get it anyways...

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Healthy thinking...

I can't wait for Thanksgiving break. It's only a day or two away now. One of the biggest things I'm grateful for? health.
You've heard me say, on this blog even, that I never get sick. It's something I really am proud to say. I always tell myself, "I am too busy to get sick". It just takes to much energy to mope around, do nothing, and feel awful. I've got no time for that. I really believe it's because I try to be a positive person when it comes to my health. Your mind, and attitude, determine a lot of how your body acts.

Think healthy = Be healthy.

Do any of you know people who are constantly getting sick? I do....and they are annnnnnooyyying. It seems to be the same people who are always getting sick....or should I say, "sick". It might sound harsh, but when they say they're sick again, i just think, "get away from me, I don't need any of that". I guess you could say, I think they bring it on themselves. Plus, when you constantly say you're sick, it's like you're crying wolf. When I [rarely, ever] do get sick, you better believe it's for real, because otherwise I just keep going about my day.

So remember, think well, be well.

Kathy Griffin

For those who don't know, we went to see comedian Kathy Griffin last night in Salt Lake City. This is our second time seeing her live. She was soooo funny. If you want to know about some of the things she talked about, just ask me about any of these topics:

- Oprah
- Carrie Prejean
- Paula Abdul
- Jon and Kate
- Sharon Stone
- Maggie Griffin

Tuesday, November 17, 2009


I forgot to post pictures of my Halloween work party. Here is my disgusting costume. In case you can't tell, my theme was white trash/brett michaels love child. Enjoy

Yes...that's long blond hair in a ponytail....

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Politics.....[Insert dramatic music]

Sooooo, everyone always says you should never discuss politics with people....which is exactly why I like to. In general, I pretty much say whatever is on my mind to anyone who wants to listen. At school, I get a lot of the "did you just say that" looks. I mean, there are so many people who tell me, "I was thinking that but I would never say it"....I figure, why not just say it? Basically I'm an open book. Ask me my opinion, and you'll get an ear full, and I probably don't care who it offends. I guess that's the reason I don't mind talking about politics, or any other subject for that matter...

Here's the deal, I used to always claim I was a republican....I would tell you how much I couldn't stand democrats and how they're all crazy. Now, things are a little different. I say now, but I guess I really mean for a long while. First off, even though I just used the words, I don't like people saying they are either "republican" or "democrat". Those words don't mean anything. I like saying conservative or liberal....or something that describes a political belief. Now for the big reveal....I know you've all been waiting....what do I consider myself now???
....who knows......I don't.

I've discovered that my party is officially.....the one you are not. Most of you know I'm really opinionated. I've found that my political beliefs are all over the place. I've been around so many right wing conservatives that I just can't stand it. So if anyone starts talking about how conservative they are, I defend the left, and explain how wrong they are. Then I'll watch CNN and hear all this left wing propaganda and say, "that's ridiculous, and here's why...."
People get so crazy now a days when it comes to politics. I don't think anyones really got it right. Now I just tell people, which ever party you are, I'm the other. Or, I tell people I belong to the Judge Judy party, b/c I'll pretty much do anything she tells me to.

There you have it....I'm not a conservative, I'm not a liberal.....I'm just whatever....and I'm funny.

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Neat. Clean. but not single

Since Jess is sick....I've been cleaning and sterilizing our apartment like crazy. If our apartment smells like Lysol, forgive me. The poor cat is probably going to get some kind of respiratory disease from all the fumes. At any rate, I've been cleaning a lot lately, but it still doesn't seem to be enough for my liking. So while Jess is sick, don't be afraid of our is definitely clean and flu free.
The end.