Friday, April 15, 2011

Check out the review blog...

Really, i don't blog anymore. I'm much funnier in person. So go to the review blog....which i kind of consider my regular blog now.

The end.

Saturday, December 4, 2010


I know, I know. I don't blog anymore. I'm lazy about it. But really, all of my stories are inapprop and are better told in person. Anyone want to hear about my trip to the Urologist? yeah......

and let me just say this, I don't want to hear about how "every guy has to go eventually" or something along those lines. It was OUT of CONTROL!!!!.....but funny. I'll save it for an in-person conversation.

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Time to complain....

So, Even though I thought I had everything settled last week with my school loan people, here they come calling again. Can you believe these people want me to pay $116 every MONTH!?!!!?!?! Surree, that's not a ton of money to some people, but that's a lot of money to me, when you make the kind of money I do.

Okay, here's the deal.
All your life you hear how education is sooooo important and blah blah blah. Don't get me wrong, I'm glad I got a degree.....but what's it all worth now a days? You go to school, take out loans (b/c you're poor.......not poor poor, but the kind of poor where you can still go to college as long as you get loans), and pay to get a piece of paper saying your educated.
THEN, you graduate school, only to find out that people with masters degrees are going for the same entry level jobs as you. (Or Purple Heart war veterans with masters degrees are going after the entry level jobs....but whose bitter?) The economy is so bad, that they have to go for jobs that are technically speaking, well below them. On that note, don't even get me started on how I think masters degrees are scams, as well as most higher education programs....I digress.
So here I am, barely making minimum wage, and these ridiculous loan people are hounding me, telling me that they are reporting my delinquency (big word, i know...) to my credit score people!!!!
It's ridiculous. What kind of country is this? I'll tell you who can solve this....Oprah. Yes, I'm writing Oprah to pay my bills. Actually, I'll write 3 letters.
1 to Oprah
1 to Celine Dion
and 1 to Obama.
If they can't fix this, I don't know who can..

Sunday, September 26, 2010

Things I can't wait for.....results

5. Didn't get the promotion at work....don't EVEN get me started. Jess will probably kill me with all the venting I've been doing. But seriously, if you heard the story, you would be angry too. Let just say, it makes NO SENSE as to why I didn't get it. Also, my new supervisor looks like like a dirty raccoon. She needs help.

4. Dinner was delicious.....Jess knows exactly what I like to eat. (It's not hard....just think of what a kid would like and voila!

3. Alabama had the comeback game of the was awesome. (4-0)

2. Taking antibiotics for whatever "infection" I may or may not have. I have to take these things for 21 days, twice a day. I hate medication.

1. I still can't wait for Disneyland!!!! (I may or may not have already gone to the Disney Website and planned out every ride I want to go on)

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Things I can't wait for...

5. A promotion at work.....wishful thinking.

4. Dinner

3. The Alabama game this weekend. (We're 3-0 so far)

2. Better results from all the Dr's tests. Ummm, I have an infection? What? Anyways, I kind of have a funny story about the Dr., but i don't know if I should share it or not. Maybe it's t.m.i.? idk...

1. Disneyland!!!!!!!!! Is it October yet???

Sunday, August 29, 2010

Happy Birthday Joshua!

Ha ha ha. Okay, so I couldn't find the "Joshua" version. But you get the point.
We had the tape of this song and every year on my birthday I'd wake up to somebody playing this song in the house. Who doesn't love a 1970's creepy cartoon?

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

The Hills...Adjacent feat Kathy and Maggie Griffin, and Lauren Conrad

Kathy Griffin finally makes it on the Hills